Drop the Bollocks!!!!

So what brings the Slut Rockets back to DC?

Well after a brief bit of success we had a falling out, a parting of ways really.  I went on a solo tour in Ireland.  It didn’t work out so well seeing as I don’t play guitar.  Jonny Law spent some time in and out of prison.  There was in incident involving a bartender, a stripper, and m&m’s.  The Lynk wanted to pursue spiritual enlightenment so he traveled to India and Motor finally got to experiment with gardening and baking.

What do people need to know about the Slut Rockets before they see them perform?

We are loud, We are vulgar, We are better than every other band.  You will have a good time and if you are not having a good time Jonny Law will get very angry and he’s not the best person to be around when he’s angry so you might consider having a good time.

What debauchery have you found yourselves participating in the last few weeks?

Well we have been trying to keep Jonny out of trouble enough so he is able to not be in the clink during our show.  Honestly we have been working on a cleanse pre show so we can be debaucherous during it.  The Lynk has been teach us meditation and Motor has been making some wonderful Raw Food dishes.  He does some really lovely things with eggplant.

What was the strangest place you have awoken up in?

Your Mum.

Are there any issues you would like to clear up concerning the rumors of your rampant alcohol abuse?

We never let alcohal abuse us.  We have a much healthier loving relationship with it.

Concerning leather pants, how tight is too tight?

There is no such thing as too tight as long as it’s your sister wearing them.

Who you do you dislike more Fops, Mods, or Hipsters?

Hipsters.  They need to learn to shower, honestly they are just not sanitary.

Finally any final words for the all the Bollocks out there?

Yes…  If you haven’t seen a Slut Rockets show you have not seen the face and heard the voice of god.